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“Here comes something!” – Kodos “Remember the story. We’re newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital.” – Kang “Oh, shazbot.” – Kodos Goodbye, Robin Williams.
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“Homer, just give him the donut! Once he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.” – Marge Simpson “Well, okay. If it’ll end horror. . . . Don’t you ever get tired of being wrong all the...
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Reading Digest: Roots Edition
“I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension, and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma!” – Martin Prince This seems to be the week for rare,...
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“Homer, where did you get that?” – Marge Simpson “Get what?” – Homer Simpson “That giant donut.” – Marge Simpson “Well, I acquired it legally. You can be sure of that.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday...
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“What’s going on here? I’m so bulgy. My stomach sticks way out in front and my- ahhhh!” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror VI”! Original airdate 29 October 1995. And...
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“Help! Please help me!” – Groundskeeper Willie “Willie, please, Mr. van Houten has the floor.” – Principal Skinner “I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance, so parents can adjust...
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“Ah, they’re not so tough.” – Chief Wiggum “Uh, Chief, that wasn’t a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team.” – Lou “Yeah, well, uh, he was turning into a monster, though.” –...
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Good morning, everybody! Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it’s part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such...
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“Can you tell us what it’s like in there?” – Dr. Hibbert “It’s like . . . uh . . . did anyone see the movie Tron?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Dr. Hibbert “No.” – Lisa Simpson “No.” – Chief Wiggum “No.” –...
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“It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson “Lousy Smarch...
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